Halloween isn’t just about candy and costumes—it’s also the perfect time to share spine-tingling laughs and fang-tastic wordplay!
Whether you’re looking for clever captions, silly jokes, or pun-filled greetings, these Halloween puns are sure to lift your spirits (pun intended).
Get ready for a haunted collection of jokes that are short, witty, and frighteningly funny.
Pumpkin Puns for Halloween
- You’re the pick of the patch.
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
- Oh my gourd, it’s Halloween!
- Squash goals this season.
- Pumpkin spice and everything fright.
- Gourd-geous vibes only.
- Jack-o’-lanterns light up my life.
- You’re un-boo-lievably a-peel-ing.
- I only have pies for you.
- Orange you glad it’s spooky season?
- Gourd times never felt so good.
- Creepin’ it real with my pumpkin.
- Life’s gourd when you’re around.
- Patch made in heaven.
- A cut above the carve.
Spooky Ghost Puns
- Just here for the boos.
- Ghostest with the mostest.
- You look boo-tiful tonight.
- Scaring is caring.
- Having a ghoul time.
- Boo-yah!
- Shake your boo-ty.
- Can’t stop this phantom energy.
- No body like you.
- Haunted and flaunted.
- Spook-tacular vibes.
- Boo you doing?
- Ghost me? Never!
- I’m just here for the spirit.
- Let’s boo this!
Funny Skeleton Puns
- Bad to the bone.
- I’ve got a skele-ton of puns.
- Bone appétit!
- Spare ribs, anyone?
- Quit your ribbing.
- Bone-voyage!
- Shake, rattle, and pun.
- Don’t be spineless.
- Bone to be wild.
- You crack me up.
- Feeling humerus.
- No guts, no glory.
- Skeleton crew assemble!
- Bone-chilling humor.
- Skulls just wanna have fun.
Vampire Puns That Bite
- Fang you very much.
- Love at first bite.
- You suck… in the best way.
- Having a bloody good time.
- Nos-feratu later!
- I vant to pun with you.
- Eternal-ly yours.
- Let’s count the laughs.
- Drop-dead gorgeous.
- Coffin break time.
- I only date night owls.
- This party bites.
- Fang-tastic vibes.
- Suck it up, buttercup.
- Resting witch face? More like resting vamp face.
Witchy Halloween Puns
- Witch, please.
- Resting witch face on point.
- You’re brew-tiful.
- Hex-tra special.
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Stirring up trouble.
- Spells and giggles.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Wicked awesome.
- Keep calm and cast on.
- What the hex?
- Bewitching beauty.
- Witch way to the party?
- I’m spellbound.
- Cauldron bubbles, laughter doubles.
Creepy Monster Puns
- Frankly, you’re shocking.
- Mummy knows best.
- Hair-raising werewolf vibes.
- I’m howling with laughter.
- Mummy of the year.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- Creature feature approved.
- Monster mash and chill.
- Don’t go batty.
- Scare you soon!
- Franken-fine tonight.
- Howl about no?
- Wrapped up in you.
- Ghoul-friend forever.
- Beast mode activated.
Candy and Trick-or-Treat Puns
- Trick or treat yo’self.
- Sweet tooth forever.
- Creepin’ it sweet.
- No tricks, just treats.
- You’re un-candy-tionally loved.
- Sugar, spice, and spookiness.
- Eye candy alert.
- Fang-sugar rush.
- Caramel-lized with love.
- Lick or treat.
- Haunt you for a lollipop.
- Chocolate screams louder.
- Scary good sweets.
- Boo-liscious candy haul.
- Spookin’ sweet deal.
Halloween Party Puns
- Time to lift your spirits.
- Gourd vibes only.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Boo’s and booze.
- Drop-dead fun.
- Costume and chill.
- Let’s creep it real.
- Spook and groove.
- Boo-ling night.
- Fang-bang bash.
- Haunted house party goals.
- Dance like no one’s watching—except ghosts.
- A real scream fest.
- Pumpkin punch, anyone?
- Ghoul gang goals.
Conclusion
And there you have it—over a hundred Halloween puns that are short, spooky, and oh-so funny!
Whether you’re adding them to Instagram captions, party invites, or just sharing with friends, these puns are sure to cast a smile.
This Halloween, don’t just hand out candy—hand out laughs, too.
Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.
Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.
