280+ Funny New Year Puns to Ring in 2025

Ring in the laughter with these New Years puns that are perfect for party banter, social media captions, or just starting the year with a smile.

Whether you’re throwing a bash, posting your resolutions, or just love a good laugh to wrap up the holiday season, these puns will keep your spirits bubbly.

We’ve got everything from funny and short puns to dog-themed and year-specific zingers. Let’s leave the old year behind and roll into the new one pun-first!

Funny New Year Puns

• I’m just resolute-ly ridiculous this year 😂
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• New Year, same hot mess 🔥
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• I’m ready to cheers to my bad decisions again 🥂
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• 2025 is gonna be so extra – like my party outfit 💃
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• I have a nye-sy feeling about this year 👀
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• Who needs fireworks when you’ve got my glow-up? ✨
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• I’m not late, I’m just on New Year’s time ⏰
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• Puns and prosecco – that’s my resolution 🍾
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• Drop it like it’s midnight! 🕛
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• My diet starts… next year. Oh wait. 🍕
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• I’m in a confetti-cate relationship 🎉
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• New Year, who dis? 📱
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• I’m only here for the champagne 🍾
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• Pop, fizz, laugh! 😂
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• A resolutionary party animal 🐾
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Short New Year Puns

• New year, new pun 🥂
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• Sip happens 🍷
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• I’m feeling twen-ty-fine 🎊
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• Cheers to tears 🍾
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• Resolution? Never heard of her 🙈
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• Out with the old, in with the bold 💅
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• Let’s toast to toast 🥖
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• Clocking out of 2024 🕰️
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• Mood: sparkling ✨
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• Drop the ball, not the vibes 🎉
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• I glow up at midnight 🔥
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• Bring on the bubbly 🍾
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• Time flies, so do I ✈️
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• Cue the confetti 🎊
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• I’m on my best beer-havior 🍺
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Dog New Year Puns

• I’m paws-itively ready for 2025 🐾
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• New year, new leash on life 🐶
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• I’m barking in the new year! 🎉
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• Fur-get 2024, let’s move on 🐕
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• I’m a real party pooch 🎊
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• Let’s pup the champagne 🍾
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• My resolution is more treats 🦴
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• Bone-anza countdown incoming! 🕛
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• I’m howling at midnight 🌕
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• I’ll be your new fur-end this year 🐾
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• Tail waggin’ through 2025 🐕
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• Paws and reflect on the year 🐾
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• That’s a ruff year behind us 😂
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• Fur real, I’m excited 🐶
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• Let’s fetch some good vibes 🎾
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2022 New Year Puns

• 2022? I twenty-too much 💀
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• Let’s rewind and cringe at 2022 ⏪
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• My 2022 glow-up was postponed 😅
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• 2022: the sequel nobody wanted 🎬
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• New Year, same chaos 🙃
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• 2022, you had me spinning 🌀
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• That year deserves a block button 📵
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• Bye 2022, don’t @ me 🚫
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• 2022: a wild yeer-roar 🦁
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• Blessed to survive 2022 🙏
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• 2022, you were a plot twist 📖
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• A year of meh-mories 😐
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• I came, I saw, I barely survived 2022 💪
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• 2022: just vibes, no direction 🎢
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• 2022, we’re breaking up 💔
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Happy New Year Puns

• Wishing you pun-derful moments 🎉
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• Let the cheers-ting begin 🥂
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• Here’s to 365 days of happy puns 😄
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• Start your year with sparkle ✨
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• Laugholution is the resolution! 😂
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• Ring in the joy 🎊
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• May your year be un-fur-gettable 🐾
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• Happiness is a punny resolution 📝
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• Be your punniest self 💫
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• Here’s to being extra… happy 💃
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• Have a crack-ling New Year 🔥
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• Spread smiles like confetti 🎉
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• Say yes to yucks and yuks 😆
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• Happy Brew Year! 🍻
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• Glow big or go home 🔆
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2021 New Year Puns

• 2021? That’s so last pandemic 😷
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• It’s been a vax-cinating ride 💉
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• Masked but fabulous 😷✨
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• 2021 gave me 20-20 hindsight 👁️
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• That year? Socially distanced from fun 🙃
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• I survived 2021, where’s my medal? 🏅
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• Zooming out of that year 💻
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• 2021: when sweatpants became formalwear 👖
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• Bless this mess of a year 😬
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• That year was a roller-quarantine 🎢
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• 2021: ghosted by fun 👻
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• Just another pan-dramatic year 🎭
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• 2021 – thanks for the meh-mories 😒
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• Left that year on read 📵
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• Still buffering from 2021 ⏳
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2023 New Year Puns

• 2023 was a twenty-thrill 🧨
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• That year had sparkle and sass ✨
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• Twenty-fleek, am I right? 💅
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• 2023: the year of the pun! 😆
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• That year was a blast from the pun 🎇
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• Thrice as nice – 2023 💖
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• Bye 2023, you were punderful 🥂
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• I made resopunlutions stick 💪
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• Still living off 2023 vibes 🔥
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• A confetti storm of memories 🎊
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• 2023 gave me major main character energy 🎬
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• Pun goals: achieved ✅
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• Cheers to the pun-done-it year 🏆
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• That was a pun-omenal ride 🎢
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• Signed, sealed, 2023’d 📦
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New Year Puns 2025

• 2025: Let’s five it up! 🖐️
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• It’s a high-five kind of year 🙌
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• Time to twenty-thrive in 2025 ✨
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• My goals? Big. My puns? Bigger. 😎
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• Get ready to pun-derstorm your feed 🌩️
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• 2025: where the puns don’t stop 🎯
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• Five-alicious and fabulous 💁
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• I’m in my prime (2+0+2+5 = 9) phase 😆
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• Let’s glow-get 2025 💡
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• A toast to a five-star year 🥂
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• Twenty-lively all year long 🔥
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• New year, pun me harder 😂
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• Let’s kick 2025 in the puns 🦵
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• High vibes, low stress 2025 ✌️
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• Raise your pun-glass to 2025 🍾
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Conclusion

Whether you’re a pun-lover looking for the perfect caption or just want to start the year with a laugh, these New Years puns have got you covered.

From furry friends to past-year throwbacks, we’ve bundled every vibe into one celebration of wordplay. Make 2025 the punniest year yet!

Michaal Swaan

Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.

 

Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.