Ring in the laughter with these New Years puns that are perfect for party banter, social media captions, or just starting the year with a smile.
Whether you’re throwing a bash, posting your resolutions, or just love a good laugh to wrap up the holiday season, these puns will keep your spirits bubbly.
We’ve got everything from funny and short puns to dog-themed and year-specific zingers. Let’s leave the old year behind and roll into the new one pun-first!
Funny New Year Puns
- I’m just resolute-ly ridiculous this year 😂
- New Year, same hot mess 🔥
- I’m ready to cheers to my bad decisions again 🥂
- 2025 is gonna be so extra – like my party outfit 💃
- I have a nye-sy feeling about this year 👀
- Who needs fireworks when you’ve got my glow-up? ✨
- I’m not late, I’m just on New Year’s time ⏰
- Puns and prosecco – that’s my resolution 🍾
- Drop it like it’s midnight! 🕛
- My diet starts… next year. Oh wait. 🍕
- I’m in a confetti-cate relationship 🎉
- New Year, who dis? 📱
- I’m only here for the champagne 🍾
- Pop, fizz, laugh! 😂
- A resolutionary party animal 🐾
Short New Year Puns
- New year, new pun 🥂
- Sip happens 🍷
- I’m feeling twen-ty-fine 🎊
- Cheers to tears 🍾
- Resolution? Never heard of her 🙈
- Out with the old, in with the bold 💅
- Let’s toast to toast 🥖
- Clocking out of 2024 🕰️
- Mood: sparkling ✨
- Drop the ball, not the vibes 🎉
- I glow up at midnight 🔥
- Bring on the bubbly 🍾
- Time flies, so do I ✈️
- Cue the confetti 🎊
- I’m on my best beer-havior 🍺
Dog New Year Puns
- I’m paws-itively ready for 2025 🐾
- New year, new leash on life 🐶
- I’m barking in the new year! 🎉
- Fur-get 2024, let’s move on 🐕
- I’m a real party pooch 🎊
- Let’s pup the champagne 🍾
- My resolution is more treats 🦴
- Bone-anza countdown incoming! 🕛
- I’m howling at midnight 🌕
- I’ll be your new fur-end this year 🐾
- Tail waggin’ through 2025 🐕
- Paws and reflect on the year 🐾
- That’s a ruff year behind us 😂
- Fur real, I’m excited 🐶
- Let’s fetch some good vibes 🎾
2022 New Year Puns
- 2022? I twenty-too much 💀
- Let’s rewind and cringe at 2022 ⏪
- My 2022 glow-up was postponed 😅
- 2022: the sequel nobody wanted 🎬
- New Year, same chaos 🙃
- 2022, you had me spinning 🌀
- That year deserves a block button 📵
- Bye 2022, don’t @ me 🚫
- 2022: a wild yeer-roar 🦁
- Blessed to survive 2022 🙏
- 2022, you were a plot twist 📖
- A year of meh-mories 😐
- I came, I saw, I barely survived 2022 💪
- 2022: just vibes, no direction 🎢
- 2022, we’re breaking up 💔
Happy New Year Puns
- Wishing you pun-derful moments 🎉
- Let the cheers-ting begin 🥂
- Here’s to 365 days of happy puns 😄
- Start your year with sparkle ✨
- Laugholution is the resolution! 😂
- Ring in the joy 🎊
- May your year be un-fur-gettable 🐾
- Happiness is a punny resolution 📝
- Be your punniest self 💫
- Here’s to being extra… happy 💃
- Have a crack-ling New Year 🔥
- Spread smiles like confetti 🎉
- Say yes to yucks and yuks 😆
- Happy Brew Year! 🍻
- Glow big or go home 🔆
2021 New Year Puns
- 2021? That’s so last pandemic 😷
- It’s been a vax-cinating ride 💉
- Masked but fabulous 😷✨
- 2021 gave me 20-20 hindsight 👁️
- That year? Socially distanced from fun 🙃
- I survived 2021, where’s my medal? 🏅
- Zooming out of that year 💻
- 2021: when sweatpants became formalwear 👖
- Bless this mess of a year 😬
- That year was a roller-quarantine 🎢
- 2021: ghosted by fun 👻
- Just another pan-dramatic year 🎭
- 2021 – thanks for the meh-mories 😒
- Left that year on read 📵
- Still buffering from 2021 ⏳
2023 New Year Puns
- 2023 was a twenty-thrill 🧨
- That year had sparkle and sass ✨
- Twenty-fleek, am I right? 💅
- 2023: the year of the pun! 😆
- That year was a blast from the pun 🎇
- Thrice as nice – 2023 💖
- Bye 2023, you were punderful 🥂
- I made resopunlutions stick 💪
- Still living off 2023 vibes 🔥
- A confetti storm of memories 🎊
- 2023 gave me major main character energy 🎬
- Pun goals: achieved ✅
- Cheers to the pun-done-it year 🏆
- That was a pun-omenal ride 🎢
- Signed, sealed, 2023’d 📦
New Year Puns 2025
- 2025: Let’s five it up! 🖐️
- It’s a high-five kind of year 🙌
- Time to twenty-thrive in 2025 ✨
- My goals? Big. My puns? Bigger. 😎
- Get ready to pun-derstorm your feed 🌩️
- 2025: where the puns don’t stop 🎯
- Five-alicious and fabulous 💁
- I’m in my prime (2+0+2+5 = 9) phase 😆
- Let’s glow-get 2025 💡
- A toast to a five-star year 🥂
- Twenty-lively all year long 🔥
- New year, pun me harder 😂
- Let’s kick 2025 in the puns 🦵
- High vibes, low stress 2025 ✌️
- Raise your pun-glass to 2025 🍾
Conclusion
Whether you’re a pun-lover looking for the perfect caption or just want to start the year with a laugh, these New Years puns have got you covered.
From furry friends to past-year throwbacks, we’ve bundled every vibe into one celebration of wordplay. Make 2025 the punniest year yet!
