750+November Puns and Autumn Jokes for Friends (Update from 2025)

November might be all about cozy sweaters, golden leaves, Thanksgiving feasts, and chilly nights—but it’s also the perfect month to warm up with laughter.

If you’ve been searching for funny November puns to brighten your mood, share with friends, or sprinkle into captions, you’re in the right place.

Get ready for clever wordplay, seasonal giggles, and enough puns to keep you smiling all November long.

🍁 Funny November Puns for Instagram Captions

I’m fall-ing for November vibes.
November leaves me smiling every time.
Autumn leaves, November believes.
November’s my jam—cranberry jam, to be exact.
Cozy and nosey, that’s my November mood.
Chilly days, warm plays.
November is unbe-leaf-able.
Thankful, grateful, November-ful.
November: the calm before the Santa storm.
Sweater weather is better weather.
November? More like Now-vember!
Feeling gourd-geous this November.
Pumpkin spice is my November device.
Don’t leaf me hanging, November.
Pile of leaves, pile of smiles.

November puns one liners

November — where cozy meets chaotic! 🍂
Fall so hard, November wanna fine me. 😂
November: The month of sweaters and questionable life choices.
Let’s give thanks and no shanks this November! 🦃
I’m just here for the leftover vibes.
November called — it wants its pumpkin spice back. ☕
Keep calm and gobble on.
November — the prequel to chaos (a.k.a. December). 🎄
Feasting my way through November like it’s a sport.
November: the calm before the gift-wrapping storm.
I’m too blessed to be stressed this November. 🙌
November — when naps become a lifestyle. 😴
Leaves aren’t the only things falling this month. 😉
Sweater weather? More like better together. 💛
November’s motto: Eat, sleep, repeat.

Dad jokes for November

Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s November’s favorite music? Anything with good autumn beats.
Why do trees hate November? They’re tired of getting stripped!
Why was the broom late for Thanksgiving? It swept in!
Why did the leaf go to therapy? It couldn’t let go.
Why do pumpkins sit at the top of the class? They’re gourd-geous learners!
What’s a turkey’s least favorite month? Chop-tember!
Why don’t leaves ever get lonely? Because they stick together!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
Why was the pie so confident? Because it was flaky but firm!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
Why was the calendar nervous in November? Too many dates!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and peek!
Why did the leaf stop hanging out? It fell out with the branch!

🦃 Thanksgiving November Puns

Feast mode: activated.
Turkey trot? More like turkey hot!
Gravy makes November groovy.
Stuffed with thanks and stuffing.
November’s a cornucopia of joy.
Turkey: the official bird of nap time.
Mashed potatoes = my November soulmate.
Pumpkin pie > pumpkin guy.
Talk turkey to me.
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Thankful for stretchy pants this November.
November’s recipe? Gratitude with gravy.
Leftovers are my love language.
Stuffing my way through November.
May your turkey be moist and your November bright.

November puns one-liners For adults

No Nut November? Sorry, I already failed. 😈
Let’s make this November extra member-able. 😉
Cold nights, warm bodies — November logic. 🔥
Cuffing season? More like clothing optional season.
Who needs a blanket when you’ve got me? 😏
November’s chill just makes spooning mandatory. 🛏️
Keep it spicy — not just your latte. 🌶️
The only thing I’m falling for this fall is temptation. 🍂
Cozy? Let’s redefine it. 😉
November goals: stay hot, not cold. 🔥
Forget “No Shave November” — let’s make it “No Shame November.”
My favorite fall activity? Falling into your arms… or bed. 😜
I came for the pie, stayed for the aftertaste. 🥧
Turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed this month. 😉
Thankful, grateful, and a little bit sinful. 😇

🍂 Cozy Fall November Puns

November: where blankets become besties.
Hot cocoa is my November crown.
Chill out—it’s just November.
November’s forecast: 100% cozy.
Cuddle weather > sweater weather.
November nights glow brighter with fairy lights.
Falling asleep faster than fall leaves.
Scarf season is upon us.
November’s motto: sip, snuggle, snooze.
Cold hands, warm November heart.
Fireplace flames = November games.
November hugs last longer.
Tea-rrific November evenings.
Can’t leaf my blanket behind.
Fluff, stuff, and November love.

Jokes About November

Why did November break up with October? — It needed some space before December!
What’s November’s favorite food? — Turkey, obviously!
Why did the scarecrow love November? — It was outstanding in its field!
Why do trees hate November? — Because they’re losing all their leaves!
What’s a turkey’s least favorite month? — November… it’s a real roast!
Why was November feeling sleepy? — Because it’s getting closer to hibernation time!
What’s November’s favorite hobby? — Falling for autumn leaves!
Why did the pumpkin turn orange? — Because it saw the November sun!
What’s November’s favorite sport? — Gobble-ball!
Why did the calendar get nervous in November? — Its days were numbered!

🎂 Birthday November Puns

November babies are extra gourd-geous.
Born to gobble cake, not turkey.
November birthdays? Talk about “pie-oneers.”
Scorpios and Sagittarians rule November’s stage.
November candles burn brighter.
Cake makes every November sparkle.
November: another trip around the sun-flower.
Birthday? More like birth-yay!
November’s gift: you.
Wishing you a November to re-member.
More candles, more cozy light.
Aging like fine pumpkin pie.
You’re November’s star guest.
November kids are leaf-tacular.
Cake is my November love language.

Short november puns

Fall-ing for November. 🍂
Oh my gourd, it’s November! 🎃
Leaf it to November. 🍁
November? I’m a fan-tastic! 🍃
Gobble goals only. 🦃
Sweater? I hardly know her! 😆
November vibes only. ✨
Let’s give thanks, not ranks. 🙏
Stay cozy, it’s Nov-easy!
Feast mode: ON. 🍗
Thankful & tankful!
Chill vibes, full pies. 🥧
Let’s fall into thanks.
Pumpkin kisses, November wishes. 🎃💋

😂 Corny November Puns

November is corny, and so am I.
Kernel of truth: I love November.
November’s corny, but never boring.
Popcorn + November = pop-tastic.
Corn on the cob, but make it November chic.
Ear-resistible November vibes.
November’s harvest brings pun-derful kernels.
Cornucopia of comedy this month.
November puns are a-maize-ing.
Cob-solutely the best month.
November: where corny is cozy.
Stalk about fun!
November makes my heart husky.
Fielding good November energy.
November: crop it like it’s hot.

Funny Jokes for November

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From Leaves to Laughs: The Funniest November Moments
Keep Calm and Giggle On — It’s November Joke Time!

📸 November Puns for Selfies

Just leafing this here.
November mood: golden hour every hour.
Gobblin’ up likes this month.
Leaf it to me to slay November.
No filter, just November.
November glow hits different.
Fall back and strike a pose.
Pumpkin-spiced and selfie-iced.
Smiling through the November chill.
Sweater selfie season.
November: where cozy looks chic.
Just November things.
Caught in a November moment.
Turkey trot but make it cute.
November leaves, but selfies stay forever.

November puns for instagram

November — where cozy meets classy. 🍂
Feelin’ extra grate-full this month. 🦃
Sweater weather? More like better together! 🧣
November vibes: hot cocoa & no drama. ☕
My favorite color? November. 🍁
Oh my gourd, it’s finally November! 🎃
Keep calm and gobble on. 🦃
Falling for November one leaf at a time. 🍂
Thankful, blessed, and pumpkin-obsessed. 🎃
November — the calm before the Christmas chaos. 🎄
Catch flights, not frostbite. ✈️❄️
Eat, sleep, be thankful, repeat.
November’s glow hits different. ✨
Cozy season loading… 🔥
Leaf me alone, I’m vibin’ with November. 🍃

🌧️ November Weather Puns

November’s rain: drizzle with a sizzle.
Cloud you not, November?
November showers bring cozy hours.
Fog-get about it—it’s November.
I mist November when it’s gone.
November chills thrill me.
Weather or not, it’s still November.
November’s breeze puts me at ease.
Frosty feelings, warm hearts.
November: cold but golden.
Rain boots are my November crown.
November’s forecast: smiles with a chance of pie.
The chill never bothered November anyway.
Sun leaves, fun stays.
November skies are pun-believable.

November Puns Dirty

November’s getting cold… good thing I like body heat. 🔥
Let’s give “No Nut November” a hard time. 😏
Fall leaves aren’t the only thing going down this November. 🍂😉
Cozy season? More like “come closer” season.
November nights hit different when there’s cuddling involved. 🛏️
Forget pumpkin spice — I’m into something a little more spicy. 🌶️
My favorite fall activity? Jumping into bed instead of leaves.
Baby, it’s November — let’s make it member-able. 😈
The temperature’s dropping, but my desires aren’t.
They said “stay warm,” so I took it as an invitation. 🔥
Who needs a fireplace when we’ve got friction?
November’s chill hits harder when you’re single.
Let’s turn this “cold front” into a “hot mess.”
It’s cuffing season — time to get tied up in feelings. 😉
November goals: stay naughty, not frosty. ❄️

🌍 General November Puns

November: the calm before the holi-storm.
Can’t Nov-ignore this month.
Remember, remember—it’s pun-vember.
Nov-embark on cozy adventures.
Every day’s a Nov-win-ber.
Let’s Nov-celebrate life.
Don’t Nov-forget to smile.
Time to Nov-ember-ace the chill.
Nov-delight is in the air.
November’s not late—it’s right on thyme.
Nov-ing forward with joy.
Best month to Nov-nourish your soul.
Can’t Nov-deny the charm.
Nov-spiration comes easy this season.
This November is pun-stop-able.

🎉 Conclusion

November isn’t just about falling leaves and Thanksgiving feasts—it’s a pun-tastic time to laugh, share, and celebrate.

Whether you’re looking for the perfect Instagram caption, a witty joke for the dinner table, or just a reason to smile, these November puns have got you covered.

Stay cozy, stay punny, and let November be your season of joy!

Michaal Swaan

Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.

Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.