Need a little seasonal spice for your jokes, captions, or conversations this autumn? These November puns are here to rake in the laughs!
Whether you’re posting on Instagram, entertaining kids, or diving headfirst into Thanksgiving humor, we’ve got the pun-derful content to match the November mood.
From cheeky “No Nut November” jabs to cozy fall wordplay, this collection is tailored to make your November posts more memorable and amusing.
So pour a warm drink, wrap up in a flannel blanket, and get ready to laugh your way through the crisp, pun-filled days of November!
November Puns One Liners
- November: where “No-shave” meets “No-motivation” 😅
- I’m totally falling for November 🍂
- November’s motto: Leaf me alone, I’m cozy! 🍁
- Cold hands, warm puns, can’t lose 🧤
- Turkeys in November are on thin ice 🦃
- November: 30 days of pumpkin-flavored everything 🎃
- Don’t be a November bore, spice things up! 🌶️
- This month, I’m gourd-geous 🎃
- November—because October was too spooky 😌
- Falling asleep by 7PM? Must be November 🛏️
- Cuffing season? More like stuffing season 🍗
- Autumn leaves and puns, please 🍁
- Sweater weather: officially November’s fashion week 👕
- Why was November always chill? Because it had cool days 😎
- My mood this month? Turkey and tiredness 😴
November Puns for Kids
- Why did the turkey join the band? It had the drumsticks! 🥁
- November’s favorite game? Hide and turkey! 🦃
- What did the leaf say in November? I’m falling for you! 🍂
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce give thanks! 🥬
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler! 🥧
- November: when leaves fall and jokes rise 🍁
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! 🎃
- What do you call a sleepy turkey? A nap-kin! 😴
- Why was the scarecrow so popular? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
- What’s a ghost’s favorite month? No-vember 👻
- Why did the apple pie cry? Because November was too sweet 🥧
- What’s November’s favorite sport? Foot-turkey-ball 🏈
- Why did the leaves get in trouble? They were caught falling around 🍂
- What kind of music do pilgrims love? Plymouth Rock! 🎸
- What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you 🍁
Funny November Puns
- November: when your pants and patience both stretch 🍗
- I yam what I yam, even in November 🥔
- November’s forecast: 100% chance of leftovers 🥡
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about 🎃
- November: the only time carbs don’t count 🍞
- I’m too blessed to be stressed—except on Black Friday 🛍️
- Don’t kale my November vibe 🥬
- Tofurkey? More like no-thank-y 🦃
- I run on mashed potatoes and sarcasm 🥄
- Stuffed with sass this November 😌
- I’m all about that baste 🦃
- November: where calories don’t count and naps are essential 🛌
- Falling behind on sleep and ahead on pie 🥧
- Gravy is my love language 🥣
- Get ready to gobble ’til you wobble 🦃
Thanksgiving November Puns
- Feast mode: activated 🍽️
- You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes 🥔
- Gobble till you wobble 🦃
- Let’s get basted 🍗
- Turkey and puns? Stuff me up! 🦃
- Pie hard or pie trying 🥧
- November is unbe-leaf-able 🍁
- Leftovers are for quitters 🍽️
- This turkey’s got jokes and legs 🦃
- I yam thankful for puns 🥔
- Don’t wine about the turkey 🍷
- Let’s cran and jam 🍇
- Pass the rolls and the puns 🥐
- Baste Thanksgiving ever 🦃
- My stuffing brings all the folks to the table 🍴
No Nut November Puns
- Staying strong—one nut-free day at a time 💪
- No nuts? No problem… just kidding 😅
- Nut today, Satan 🚫🥜
- Keep calm and cashew later 🥜
- November’s hard… especially when it’s nutless 😬
- Feeling a bit cracked this No Nut November 🐿️
- Nut gonna lie, it’s getting tough 🥲
- Pistachio? More like, piss-off-io 😤
- These cravings are nuts! 🥜
- Almond joy? More like almond void 😩
- I’m shell-shocked it’s only day 3 🥜
- Nuts over nothing this month 😑
- No Nut November: the true test of willpower 💥
- Peanut butter? More like pain-butter 🥄
Fall Puns November Puns
- Don’t stop be-leafing 🍂
- Autumn leaves and latte dreams ☕
- I’m just here for the fall puns 🍁
- You’re the apple of my pie 🍎
- Let’s fall in love with November again 💕
- Orange you glad it’s finally November? 🍊
- Gourd vibes only 🎃
- I’m falling for sweater weather 🧥
- S’more reasons to love fall 🔥
- Cozy as a pumpkin in a spice latte 🎃
- My favorite fall exercise? Leaf crunches 🍁
- Flannel season: engage 🧣
- Hay there, pumpkin! 🌾
- Let’s carve out some fall fun 🎃
- Fall so hard, November wanna fine me 🍂
Thanksgiving Puns November Puns
- I’m thankful for stretchy pants 👖
- Turkey trot? I prefer a nap 🍗
- Can’t top my stuffing game 🥄
- Let’s squash the drama 🎃
- Feast your eyes on this pun 🍽️
- Give thanks and carbs 🙏
- My heart says salad, but my soul says pie 🥧
- I bring the spice to your Thanksgiving life 🌶️
- This stuffing is my true soulmate 💕
- Nothing butter than mashed potatoes 🧈
- Pilgrims had no idea what they started 🧺
- Get plucked—Thanksgiving is here 🦃
- Carved up and ready to eat 🎃
- Let’s ham it up this Thanksgiving 🍖
- Gratitude with a side of gravy 🥣
November Puns for Instagram
- November vibes and cozy tides 🍂
- Falling into the punniest season ever 🎃
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice 🧡
- Sweater weather = better together 🧥
- Leaf it to me to post November puns 🍁
- Spice, sass, and stuffing class 😌
- Gobble goals and gravy dreams 🦃
- Thankful, blessed, and pun-obsessed 🙏
- Cozy captions only this November ☕
- Cuffing season caption? Checked ✔️
- November feed: full of feels and food 📸
- Can’t leaf these puns alone 🍁
- Feasting on likes this November 🧡
- Gourd-geous days ahead 🎃
- Hashtag: No Nut, All Fun 🥜
Conclusion
Whether you’re posting a festive caption, telling seasonal jokes, or just looking for clever wordplay to warm up the chilly days, these November puns have your back. From kid-friendly humor to cheeky grown-up lines, there’s something in this pun pile for everyone. So rake in the laughs, feast on fun, and keep the fall spirit rolling all November long!
Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.
Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.
