Who doesn’t olive a good laugh?
If you’ve landed here, chances are you’re hungry for humor that’s briny, zesty, and just the right amount of salty.
Olives are the unsung heroes of charcuterie boards, martinis, and Mediterranean cuisine—but today, they’re stepping into the spotlight for their pun potential.
Get ready for a barrel of laughs, because this post is stuffed (like a good olive) with puns that are pit-ifully funny!
Olive Puns for Instagram Captions
- Olive you so much.
- Olive my heart belongs to food.
- Olive a sudden, I’m hungry.
- Olive you to the moon and back.
- Olive my dreams came true with this pizza.
- Olive in the moment.
- Olive you forever and a brine-day.
- Olive my besties in one photo.
- Olive my days are better with snacks.
- Olive you like no one else.
- Olive and let live.
- Olive me loves all of you.
- Olive the glam, none of the guilt.
- Olive it or not, this is real.
- Olive the likes are mine tonight.
Olive Puns for Love & Relationships
- You’re the olive to my martini.
- Olive you, no matter what.
- We’re a match made in brine.
- Olive my kisses are for you.
- You make my heart pitted.
- Olive our love is seasoned perfectly.
- You’re stuffed with charm.
- Olive you is all I need.
- You’re the oil to my life.
- Olive our arguments are tiny (like pits).
- Together, we’re un-brine-able.
- Olive the cuddles, please.
- You make me feel ex-olive-ent.
- Olive your hugs are the best.
- Our love is always well-preserved.
Foodies Olive Puns
- Olive pizza is happiness.
- Olive my tacos need extra toppings.
- Olive bread is made with loaf.
- Olive a sudden craving for bruschetta.
- Olive burgers taste better with pickles.
- Olive pasta, every day.
- Olive the dips, none of the guilt.
- Olive’s well that ends well with tapas.
- Olive brunch dreams come true.
- Olive fries taste better with aioli.
- Olive you, hummus.
- Olive sandwiches need a little crunch.
- Olive chocolate? Don’t knock it till you try it.
- Olive sushi is roll-ing in flavor.
- Olive the snacks are mine.
Drinks & Cocktails Olive Puns
- Shaken, not brined.
- Olive my martinis extra dirty.
- Olive the gin, please.
- Olive the shots are mine tonight.
- Olive you a happy hour.
- Pour decisions, seasoned with olives.
- Olive margaritas taste better with salt.
- Olive the vodka, none of the guilt.
- Olive mojitos are mint to be.
- Olive the wine in the world for me.
- Martini? More like mar-tini-licious.
- Olive cocktails are a barrel of fun.
- Brine me another drink!
- Olive spritz, please.
- Olive sangrias taste like summer.
Friends Olive Puns
- Olive my besties in one room = joy.
- Olive you are the real MVPs.
- Olive time with friends is priceless.
- Olive my laughs come from you guys.
- Olive squad goals, right here.
- Olive the giggles, please.
- Olive our memories are golden.
- Olive my weekends = you.
- Olive these smiles are contagious.
- Olive my partners in crime.
- Olive my stories begin with friends.
- Olive my secrets are safe with you.
- Olive adventures are better together.
- Olive our jokes never get old.
- Olive my people are the best people.
Holidays & Celebrations Olive Puns
- Olive Christmas lights are twinkling.
- Olive New Year’s resolutions involve food.
- Olive birthdays deserve cake.
- Olive Halloween candy is mine.
- Olive the turkey, please.
- Olive Easter eggs are hidden well.
- Olive Valentine’s dates are sweet.
- Olive the gifts under the tree.
- Olive summer BBQs are legendary.
- Olive fireworks, none of the noise.
- Olive my pumpkin spice lattes.
- Olive my holiday sweaters are ugly-cute.
- Olive the champagne for midnight.
- Olive these celebrations call for dancing.
- Olive memories last forever.
Work & School Olive Puns
- Olive my deadlines are looming.
- Olive meetings could’ve been emails.
- Olive my energy is gone by Monday.
- Olive my homework is half-baked.
- Olive the grades I want are A’s.
- Olive coworkers bring snacks, please.
- Olive the breaks are too short.
- Olive my bosses love PowerPoint.
- Olive coffee, none of the meetings.
- Olive studying makes me hungry.
- Olive my essays are marinated in effort.
- Olive presentations need spice.
- Olive work, no play? Not today.
- Olive test questions are tricky.
- Olive teachers deserve a raise.
Everyday Life Olive Puns
- Olive mornings start with coffee.
- Olive days need sunshine.
- Olive errands take forever.
- Olive the laundry piles up fast.
- Olive mornings are too early.
- Olive commutes are traffic jams.
- Olive bills show up at once.
- Olive chores, none of the fun.
- Olive naps feel too short.
- Olive the small wins matter.
- Olive the smiles keep me going.
- Olive music lifts my spirits.
- Olive pets make life better.
- Olive weekends are too short.
- Olive little joys make life sweet.
Conclusion
And there you have it—a whole jar stuffed with olive puns for every occasion!
Whether you need the perfect Instagram caption, a cheesy pick-up line, or just something to make your friends laugh, these puns are here to season your day with humor.
Olive it or not, laughter really is the best garnish. 🫒✨
Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.
Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.
