If you’re searching for witty, clever, or downright hilarious pen puns, you’ve come to the write place!
Whether you’re a teacher needing classroom chuckles, a vape enthusiast with a taste for wordplay, or just love a good pun to lighten up your notes, this list will ink-spire you.
We’ve compiled every type of pen pun imaginable — from dab pens to Valentine’s puns — to help you write your next laugh.
Say goodbye to dull jokes and scroll on for some seriously punny content that will leave a mark on your humor!
Pen Puns One Liners ✍️
- I’m drawn to you like ink to paper 🖋️
- You’re write up my alley ✒️
- This friendship is penned to last 📖
- You’re the highlighter to my dull day 🖍️
- Our bond is unbreakable — no white-out needed 🧼
- Stop stalling, let’s ink this deal 📝
- Life without you is pointless 🖊️
- You’re my type, even if you’re not ballpoint 😍
- I always gel with you 🧼
- Let’s stick together like cap and pen 🧲
- You’re ink-redible at what you do 💯
- You quill me with kindness 🪶
- You make my thoughts flow smoother ✨
- Together we write the best stories 📚
- My love for you is permanent like Sharpie ❤️
Weed Pen Puns 🌿
- This pen’s got me high on words 🔥
- I’m puffing out my feelings in ink 💨
- Let’s write the highs and lows together 🌬️
- You’re the bud to my cartridge 🌱
- Dabbling in some leafy creativity 🖊️
- That’s one lit-erary pen 😎
- Blazing through the pages with this pen 💨
- You spark my imagination 🚬
- We’re jointly productive ✍️
- You’re smokin’ hot — like my pen hits 🔥
- A pen that truly buds with me 🌸
- Your love’s more potent than THC 💚
- I pen high thoughts only 😵💫
- Every hit inspires another rhyme 🎤
- You elevate my writing, literally ☁️
Dab Pen Puns 🛢️
- Dab-blin’ in high writing 💨
- This pen hits different 🔥
- I vape and escape with every word 🚀
- This story’s about to get cloudy 🌫️
- You make my heart do dab hits 💓
- I’m addicted to your penned affection 💌
- Inked and dabbed into bliss 💭
- This pen’s got flavor and flair ✨
- Wax poetic? More like wax comedic 🤣
- High-quality writing from high-quality dabs 💯
- Your smile is more euphoric than a hit 🥰
- Writing just hits better when I’m faded 🎶
- You’re my favorite kind of cartridge 🔋
- My creativity is concentrated 💡
- Together, we’re cloud nine bound ☁️
Pen Puns for Teachers 🍎
- I grade you A+ in charm 🏆
- You’re the highlight of my lesson plan 📚
- My respect for you is permanent marker level 🖍️
- This classroom writes itself with you around ✒️
- You’re pen-tastic, teacher! 👩🏫
- You’re never ink-onsistent ✏️
- Class wouldn’t be the same without your mark 📝
- You write the future every day 💡
- That red pen slays — respectfully 🖊️
- You’re my favorite kind of author-i-ty 📏
- You’re always sharp-ie in class 😄
- Grading papers never looked this cool 🕶️
- You draw out the best in every student 🧠
- You’ve penned your way into our hearts 💕
- That pen’s mightier than any test 💥
Ink Pen Puns 🖋️
- I’m ink-lined to love you 💌
- You fill my heart like ink fills a pen ❤️
- This romance is ink-stant 📖
- The ink never runs dry when I’m with you 💧
- You make me write cheesy stuff — thanks! 😄
- That pun was ink-credible 💯
- My affection is drawn in permanent ink 🖊️
- Let’s rewrite history, one ink blot at a time 🗓️
- You’re my inkspiration 😍
- The pen drips, and so does my heart 💓
- That’s one smooth-flowing connection ✒️
- Spill the ink, not the tea ☕
- You color my world one drop at a time 🌈
- Ink me up for forever 🖋️
- This connection writes itself 💘
Vape Pen Puns 💨
- Let’s vape our way to a better punchline 😎
- Puff, puff, pun 💬
- Your smile’s smoother than a vape hit 😘
- Cloud chasers write the best lines ☁️
- Life’s better with a vape and a pun 🔥
- Don’t be salty, stay vapey 🌬️
- I vape therefore I pun 🤓
- Vape pens write the smoothest thoughts ✍️
- My love blows clouds like a champ 🏆
- Keep calm and take another hit 💨
- You make my heart puff faster 💗
- Vape and verse — a match made in heaven 📝
- This love is vapor-ized ☁️
- Vape it till you make it 🚀
- Hit after hit, pun after pun 🎯
Highlighter Pen Puns 🟡
- You highlight all the best parts of my life ✨
- Without you, life’s just grey text 😔
- I glow when you’re near 💛
- Let’s mark this moment in neon 💡
- You’re my brightest idea 🧠
- You light up my margins 🖍️
- Highlighted for greatness 🌟
- You shine brighter than any yellow streak ☀️
- Neon hearts only 💖
- My feelings are highlighted in pink 💗
- This love? Totally emphasized 💘
- I glow different with you 🌈
- Highlighting your smile in every note 😊
- Let’s mark up our future together 📝
- Bright minds think alike 🔆
Valentines Day Pen Puns 💘
- You’ve written your way into my heart 🖋️
- I pen my love only for you 💌
- Our love is better than a fresh gel pen 💖
- Be the ink to my Valentine 💕
- Love you more than Sharpies at a sale 🛍️
- Let’s highlight our love story 🖍️
- I quill always love you 🪶
- Write here, write now — I choose you ✍️
- Our connection is no scribble 🧡
- I’m stuck on you like pen caps 🧲
- Sending you pen-sational vibes ❤️
- You draw the butterflies in me 🦋
- Forever underlined in my heart 💞
- I’m totally ink-fatuated with you 😍
- Together we’re un-erasable 💘
Funny Pen Puns 😂
- You’re so fine, I mistook you for a pen tip 😆
- I used to be pointless… until I found ink 🖊️
- I’m not erasable, but I’m unforgettable 😎
- Pens before friends… until now 🥰
- That pun hit like a paper jam 😅
- Ballpoint of no return 🤯
- My brain’s out of ink today 😵
- Let’s pen-tagon our love 💕
- Scribbled feelings, permanent results 💭
- Don’t gel-us of my smooth lines 😏
- Caution: may cause inktoxication 🍷
- My pen game’s strong, but my jokes are stronger 🤣
- Let’s draw conclusions — together! 🧠
- I’m not crying, my pen just leaked 😢
- Always armed with a pun and a pen 🔫
Conclusion 🧠
Whether you’re blazing up with a dab pen or highlighting your classroom crush, pen puns are the ultimate way to keep your humor sharp and your conversations flowing. From romantic lines to high-flying vape puns, these one-liners are here to spark joy, creativity, and maybe even a giggle or two. So grab your favorite pen and share the pun — because laughter, like ink, is best when it leaves a mark!
Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.
Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.
