Who says fashion canβt be funny?
Whether youβre clutching a designer handbag or rummaging through a tote, purses arenβt just for holding essentialsβthey can also hold a lot of laughs!
If youβre hunting for witty purse puns to brighten your day (or your Instagram captions), youβre in the right place.
This playful list is designed to make you giggle, share, and maybe even βbagβ a few likes. Letβs unzip the humor and dive in!
1. Funny Purse Puns for Instagram Captions

- Tote-ally obsessed with this look π
- Bag goals, unlocked π―
- Purse-onality always on point β¨
- Clutching onto happiness π
- Carry on, stylish people πΆββοΈ
- Purse-sue your dreams π
- A little pouch of perfection π
- Handbag high, mood higher πΈ
- Bag it up, buttercup πΌ
- Purse-fection in every stitch π§΅
- Satchel the day π
- Purse-ly irresistible π
- Donβt tote around negativity β
- Carrying confidence like couture π
- In the bag, darling π
2. Designer Purse Puns
- Louis Vuiton-top of the world π
- Chanel your inner diva π
- Gucci gang, but make it classy π
- Prada-ble in pink π
- Dior to my heart β€οΈ
- HermΓ¨s-take free style π
- Coach me through fashion π
- Fendi-ful of joy π
- Burberry nice day β
- Versace-tion of elegance π«
- Michael Kors-geous look πΉ
- Kate Spade of happiness πΈ
- Givenchy-ing me life π
- Balenci-yasss π
- YSL-f love is the best love π
3. Clutch Puns

- Clutching at straws, but stylishly πΎ
- Always a clutch move π
- Mini bag, maxi attitude π₯
- Clutch goals unlocked π
- Grab life by the clutch πΌ
- Sparkle and clutch β¨
- Clutch-ing my pearls, literally π¦ͺ
- Little bag, big drama π
- A clutch decision βοΈ
- Purse-onally my fave π
- Clutch in time saves nine β°
- Grab-n-go glam π
- Nothing to clutch about π«
- Shine bright, hold tight π
- Clutch queen crowned π
4. Tote Bag Puns
- Tote-ally in love π₯°
- Big bag energy π₯
- Tote-ally unstoppable π
- This toteβs got my back π
- Carrying dreams, one tote at a time π
- Tote-ally slaying π
- Noted on my tote pad π
- Tote-spectacular π«
- Tote-ally eco-friendly π±
- Tote about town ποΈ
- My tote story π
- Tote-riffic vibes β¨
- Big tote, bigger goals πΌ
- Tote-ally me π§‘
- A tote-ally chic moment π
5. Wallet Puns

- Cash me if you can πΈ
- Wallet good, all good π
- Fold and behold π
- Coin-gratulations πͺ
- Bill-ieve in style π΅
- Wallet to say thanks π
- Pocket change, pocket chic β¨
- Cash-ion statement πΌ
- Credit where itβs due π³
- A wallet of wisdom π§
- Buckle up, wallet secured π
- Bill-tiful vibes πΈ
- Saving grace π°
- Paper trail purse-suit π°
- A coin-versation starter π¨οΈ
6. Funny Purse Quotes for Friends
- Purse besties forever π―ββοΈ
- Bagging memories, one trip at a time βοΈ
- Purse-sist together β€οΈ
- A handbag full of friendship π
- Sharing secrets, and lipsticks π
- Purse-evering through everything π€
- Clutch mates for life π«
- Tote-ally inseparable π
- Handbag hangouts are the best ποΈ
- Purse friends, purse laughter π
- Designer or not, youβre priceless π
- You clutch me up π€£
- Matching purses, matching souls β¨
- Purse-ly thankful for you π
- Style sisters, forever linked π
7. Purse Puns for Shopping Lovers

- Bag it before itβs gone ποΈ
- Shopping is in the bag π
- Purse-ue that sale πΈ
- Tote-ally worth it π―
- Add to cart, add to heart β€οΈ
- Bagging bargains like a pro π
- Purse-suasive discounts π
- Checkout this look βοΈ
- Purse-mission accomplished π―
- Wallet says no, heart says yes π
- Shopping spree spirit π
- Cartwheeling into fashion π€ΈββοΈ
- Purse-sure beats stress π§ββοΈ
- Buy now, bag forever β³
- A tote-ally good deal πΌ
8. Everyday Purse Humor
- Purse-nally, Iβm fabulous πΉ
- A bag of tricks π©
- Purse-tine condition only π
- Bag to basics π
- Purse-ence matters most π
- Handle with style π
- Purse-ly stylish always β¨
- Crossbody confidence πͺ
- Bagging compliments daily π¬
- Purse-cribed happiness π
- The handle of happiness π
- Purse-ue positivity π
- Bagginβ good vibes only πΈ
- Purse-tacular everyday moments π«
- Carry happiness everywhere you go π
Conclusion
From totes to clutches, purses carry more than just belongingsβthey can also carry laughter!
These purse puns are perfect for spicing up captions, cracking a smile, or simply enjoying the lighter side of fashion.
So go ahead, pack your bag full of style and humorβitβs always in season!

Nikki Jorton is a Norwegian-born transgender woman and content creator who became publicly known through her relationship and marriage to American comedian and radio personality Jim Norton. The two met online and developed a long-distance relationship that faced significant immigration and legal challenges before Nikki was able to move to the United States. Their journey, marked by persistence and openness, attracted media attention for its honesty and unconventional nature. The couple married in October 2023 and now live together in New York City.

