Looking for witty statue puns to make you smile?
You’ve come to the right pedestal. From stone-cold jokes to iconic wordplay, these statue puns are carved to perfection.
Let’s sculpt some fun together!
Funny Statue Puns
- I’m stoned with laughter already.
- That statue’s humor is set in stone.
- He’s not moving—must be statue-ted.
- Life without statues would be un-bust-able.
- I couldn’t chisel out a better joke.
- This pun is rock-solid.
- I can’t take this statue lightly—it’s heavy material.
- That’s a monumental joke.
- These laughs are carved in history.
- He’s a figure of speech. Literally.
- I’m bust-ing with laughter.
- These puns have me grounded like granite.
- It’s a classic—etched forever.
- I’ve taken a shine to marble humor.
Statue of Liberty Puns
- She’s the crown jewel of puns.
- Torch you glad she lights the way?
- Liberty has a point—and it’s sharp.
- That outfit? Statue-licious.
- She’s a real monument-al beauty.
- She’s lit, in every sense.
- Crown-ing achievement in sculpting.
- She’s got that iconic glow.
- The torch is always on trend.
- Liberty always stands tall.
- She’s the queen of New York views.
- Iconic and ironic—pun intended.
- A true beacon of laughs.
Greek Statue Puns
- This joke is Mytho-logical.
- Aphrodite? More like Afra-diety.
- Zeus-fully funny, don’t you think?
- I can’t Dionysus how funny this is.
- Poseidon your laughter, it’s coming.
- He’s a bust of brilliance.
- A true marble-lous god.
- I’m Hera for the jokes.
- These laughs are Olympian size.
- It’s a tragedy how funny this is.
- Persephone’s got stone-cold charm.
- Hermes-take this pun seriously.
- Athena real masterpiece of humor.
- You’ve got to love statue-synergy.
Famous Statue Puns
- Michelangelo really nailed it—David-lightful.
- That statue’s got me thinking—Rodin style.
- The Thinker? More like The Stinker.
- Venus de Milo? More like Venus de Giggle.
- Moai say this joke rocks.
- Easter Island humor is monumental.
- Lincoln’s statue is chair-fully iconic.
- Buddha you believe this pun?
- The Sphinx is riddled with humor.
- Colossus of Rhodes? Colossus of Rofl.
- Christ the Redeemer redeems bad jokes.
- Mount Rushmore? More like Mount Chuckles.
- Moai jokes are rock-head classics.
- The Pietà is stone-ishing.
- These statues never crack—unless you laugh.
Stone and Marble Puns
- You rock my world, statue-style.
- Marble at this beauty.
- A chisel of laughter.
- That joke is polished smooth.
- Granite humor never erodes.
- I’ve taken a shine to this stone.
- Solid comedy, no cracks.
- Cement your laughter here.
- These jokes are carved with care.
- Rock steady humor.
- I’m set in stone on this one.
- Don’t take me for granite.
- That’s a marble-lous punchline.
- Slate it again—I love it.
Statue Selfie and Instagram Puns
- Strike a pose, stone-cold edition.
- Bust-ed taking selfies again.
- This statue is photo-genius.
- Carved for the ’gram.
- Insta-monumental.
- Marble filter on point.
- Selfie with stone-face vibes.
- It’s a timeless shot.
- Posing with history, like a pro.
- Caption: Rock-solid friendship.
- This statue’s my rock.
- A classic figure with a modern frame.
- Statue goals, unlocked.
Punny Quotes About Statues
- “Chiseled and unbothered.”
- “Monumental laughter awaits.”
- “Stone-faced, pun-filled.”
- “Every pedestal tells a story.”
- “Eternity carved in stone—and humor.”
- “Stay grounded, like granite.”
- “Stillness speaks volumes.”
- “Carved to perfection.”
- “Solid as a rock, funny as ever.”
- “Statues never move—but puns do.”
- “Stone by day, pun by night.”
- “Laughter is timeless art.”
- “Keep calm and stay statue-sque.”
Short One-Liner Statue Puns
- That’s statue-tory comedy.
- A true icon-crete.
- Puns carved in history.
- Bust out laughing.
- This humor is monumental.
- I’m stuck between a rock and a pun place.
- Solid laughs ahead.
- Don’t sculpt me out of the fun.
- These jokes are marble-ous.
- I’m stoned with joy.
- Comedy on a pedestal.
- Laughs set in granite.
- Historic humor, timeless laughs.
- That’s statue-sational.
- Always standing tall in comedy.
Conclusion
And there you have it—statue puns that are truly set in stone!
I hope these carved-out jokes brought a smile to your face. Stay grounded, stay iconic, and keep laughing—it’s a pun-derful way to live.
Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.
Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.
