Thanksgiving isn’t just about turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie—it’s also the perfect time to dish out some hearty laughs.
Whether you’re looking to spice up dinner table conversations, craft a funny Instagram caption, or just want to gobble up some wordplay.
Thanksgiving puns are the gravy on top of your holiday feast.
Get ready to laugh, because these puns are stuffed with humor!
Turkey Puns for Thanksgiving
- Stop winging it and be thankful.
- Let’s give ‘em something to squawk about.
- Life’s gravy when you’re not the turkey.
- Quit your squabble and gobble.
- This turkey is poultry in motion.
- Don’t be a jerk-y, pass the turkey.
- Talk turkey to me.
- I’m all about that baste.
- Let’s get stuffed!
- Poultry in the name of love.
- Fowl play at the dinner table.
- Time to wing it like a pro.
- Gobble till you wobble.
- The bird is the word.
- Don’t ruffle my feathers, it’s Thanksgiving.
Funny Thanksgiving Food Puns
- Pie love you berry much.
- Stuffed with thanks and mashed with joy.
- Gravy train coming through.
- Keep your eyes on the pies.
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- Bread-y or not, here I crumb.
- Feeling souper blessed.
- Cran you believe it’s Thanksgiving?
- Butter late than never.
- Life is gourd.
- Lettuce be thankful.
- Yam what I yam.
- Bean there, done that.
- Roll with it.
- Feast mode activated.
Thanksgiving Wine & Drink Puns
- Sip, sip, hooray for Thanksgiving.
- This wine pairs well with awkward family talks.
- Grape-ful for today.
- Time to pour some thanks.
- You’re un-cork-gettable.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Whiskey me luck at dinner.
- You’re soda-lightful.
- Ale be home for Thanksgiving.
- I’m beer-y thankful.
- Sip happens, give thanks.
- Time to raise the bar.
- Prosecco feels like home.
- Wine not be grateful?
- Drink up, buttercup.
Pumpkin & Pie Puns
- Cutie pie season.
- Gourd vibes only.
- Oh my gourd, pie time!
- Pie-tacular moments ahead.
- Gourdness gracious.
- Slice, slice, baby.
- Don’t squash my vibe.
- Pie-oneer of flavor.
- Love you to the pumpkin patch and back.
- Sweet as pie.
- This is gourd-geous.
- A piece of pie is a piece of peace.
- Crust me, it’s delicious.
- Pumpkin to talk about.
- Pie-believe in magic.
Corny Thanksgiving Jokes & Puns
- Corn-gratulations, it’s feast time.
- Stalk about blessings.
- I’m all ears this season.
- Corn-quer the table.
- Cream of the crop.
- Popcorn is my sidekick.
- Corn you believe it’s November?
- Maize-ing family moments.
- Shuck yeah, it’s Thanksgiving.
- Kernel of truth: I’m hungry.
- Corn-fession time—I love seconds.
- Corn-ting my blessings.
- It’s a-maize-ing to be together.
- Don’t corn-fuse me with dessert.
- Husk and you shall receive.
Family & Friends Thanksgiving Puns
- Feast friends forever.
- Thanks a brunch, family.
- Grateful for my gravy squad.
- Talk feast to me.
- Table of contents: love and laughter.
- Thankful times, party of us.
- My family is unbe-leaf-able.
- Together, we’re feast-tastic.
- Squad goals served hot.
- Thanks-gathering feels right.
- I yam thankful for you.
- Food + family = full heart.
- Dinner is better together.
- Love served family-style.
- Feast your eyes on my people.
Gratitude & Thankfulness Puns
- Thanks a latte.
- Grateful and gravy-ful.
- Thanks for pudding up with me.
- Blessed and buttered.
- Atti-turkey of gratitude.
- Thanks for the memories.
- Thankful to the core.
- Seasoned with love.
- Give thanks, eat pie.
- Thanks for being so sweet as yam.
- My heart is full and my plate too.
- Thanks in advance for dessert.
- Forever thankful, never stuffed enough.
- Thanks is the best side dish.
- Gratitude is my main course.
Thanksgiving Instagram Caption Puns
- Gobble goals unlocked.
- Turkey trot into my feed.
- Thankful vibes only.
- Feast your eyes on this.
- Leftovers are my love language.
- Stuffed with joy.
- Turkey time, prime time.
- Serving looks and stuffing.
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Mashed and smashed.
- Posting for the pie-likes.
- Feast mode on fleek.
- Gravy train selfie.
- Pie-gram worthy.
- Turkey day slay.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about food, family, gratitude, and laughter. Adding puns to the mix makes the holiday even more memorable and fun.
Whether you’re cracking jokes at the table, posting on social media, or just spreading cheer, these Thanksgiving puns are sure to bring smiles all around.
This holiday season, gobble up the joy and pass the laughter like the mashed potatoes!
Swaan was born in Cambridge, the eldest of three children of pathologist Meredith Blake Robson Swaan and his wife, Marjorie Dykes.
Swaan was educated at King’s College School, Cambridge, and then at Winchester College, a boarding independent school for boys in the city of Winchester in Hampshire, where he was an exhibitioner. He then studied zoology at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, where he graduated MA and PhD.
